Daozu Is Cthulhu

"Tao can be Tao, but it is not Tao; name can be named, but it is not named. Nameless, the beginning of heaven and earth, there is name, the mother of all things. Well, maybe there is another 'name', called the black goat of the forest that gave birth to thousands of children, haha..." "I have enlightened. I've realized it! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Looking at the fellow Taoist who split his head, tore his ribs, and flew up into the sky, he stopped today's sermon with lingering fear. "Alas, we can't talk nonsense anymore about the Tao Te Ching. Another one has been made crazy..."