Fellow Fellow, Why Do You Still Make Fireballs?
Author: Chuan Tou Ya
Original Title: 老乡，你咋还会搓火球嘞？
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Introduction Fellow Fellow, Why Do You Still Make Fireballs?
"The old law declined, and the new professional movement spread across the country.
Relying on the new law, each province developed different exclusive professions according to the region.
The scouts in the Central Plains, the hammer hands in the northwest, the Confucian priesthood in Qilu, the Sanxing mage in the south of the Yangtze River, the violent knights in Wuling...
Only the provincial party members can transfer to the professions in the province, so it is easy to judge who he is from the occupation of the professional."
The interrogator stared at Zhang Jue.
"Have you ever used magic?"
"I am a native of Jiangnan." Zhang Jue smiled.
“But you can still pray while reading the Analects of Confucius!”
“My grandma is from Qilu, so of course I am half Qilu.” Zhang Jue said seriously.
"How do you explain that hammering technique!"
"What? Well, I'm actually half from the northwest." Zhang Jue raised his eyebrows.
"People from the northwest don't know how to use daggers from the Central Plains!"
"Hey! I've been from the Central Plains for a long time." Zhang Jue sighed.
"Bang!" The interrogator couldn't bear it and slammed the table and stood up, "You have learned the old method, so what do you say!"
"Dignified descendants of the Yan and Huang Dynasties, what do you mean by always learning foreign things? Isn't it surprising that you took the time to become a professional swordsman?" Zhang Jue looked solemn.
However, the crime has been pinned on his head.
“You still dare to quibble! You are a big evil thief who steals the law!!”
Relying on the new law, each province developed different exclusive professions according to the region.
The scouts in the Central Plains, the hammer hands in the northwest, the Confucian priesthood in Qilu, the Sanxing mage in the south of the Yangtze River, the violent knights in Wuling...
Only the provincial party members can transfer to the professions in the province, so it is easy to judge who he is from the occupation of the professional."
The interrogator stared at Zhang Jue.
"Have you ever used magic?"
"I am a native of Jiangnan." Zhang Jue smiled.
“But you can still pray while reading the Analects of Confucius!”
“My grandma is from Qilu, so of course I am half Qilu.” Zhang Jue said seriously.
"How do you explain that hammering technique!"
"What? Well, I'm actually half from the northwest." Zhang Jue raised his eyebrows.
"People from the northwest don't know how to use daggers from the Central Plains!"
"Hey! I've been from the Central Plains for a long time." Zhang Jue sighed.
"Bang!" The interrogator couldn't bear it and slammed the table and stood up, "You have learned the old method, so what do you say!"
"Dignified descendants of the Yan and Huang Dynasties, what do you mean by always learning foreign things? Isn't it surprising that you took the time to become a professional swordsman?" Zhang Jue looked solemn.
However, the crime has been pinned on his head.
“You still dare to quibble! You are a big evil thief who steals the law!!”
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In the crowded landscape of Xianxia and urban fantasy, Chuan Tou Ya’s "Fellow Fellow, Why Do You Still Make Fireballs?" stands out as a refreshing, satirical masterpiece. It expertly blends the rigorous traditions of cultivation with a modern, bureaucracy-heavy twist where magic is strictly regionalized. The story introduces a world where your hometown isn’t just a point of pride—it is a legal requirement for your class advancement, creating a rigid societal structure that our protagonist, Zhang Jue, gleefully dismantles.
The genius of this novel lies in its protagonist. Zhang Jue is the ultimate "jack-of-all-trades" in a world that demands specialization. Watching him squirm under interrogation, seamlessly shifting his "regional heritage" to explain away his impossible skill set, is both hilarious and deeply satisfying. He is a walking contradiction, a character who refuses to be boxed in by the laws of his world, constantly challenging the status quo with a wink and a well-placed fireball.
Beyond the humor, the world-building is remarkably creative. By assigning exclusive professional paths—like the Confucian priests of Qilu or the brutal hammer hands of the northwest—to specific provinces, the author turns geography into a core pillar of the power system. This creates a compelling narrative hook: how does one become the strongest when the law says you can only access one branch of power? Zhang Jue’s answer is to simply learn them all, acting as a chaotic variable in a highly regulated society.
"Fellow Fellow, Why Do You Still Make Fireballs?" is a brilliant subversion of the genre. It manages to be a fast-paced, high-stakes cultivation romp while simultaneously poking fun at the tropes of traditional progression fantasy. If you enjoy clever protagonists, unique magic systems, and stories that prioritize wit over brute strength, this is a must-read.
The genius of this novel lies in its protagonist. Zhang Jue is the ultimate "jack-of-all-trades" in a world that demands specialization. Watching him squirm under interrogation, seamlessly shifting his "regional heritage" to explain away his impossible skill set, is both hilarious and deeply satisfying. He is a walking contradiction, a character who refuses to be boxed in by the laws of his world, constantly challenging the status quo with a wink and a well-placed fireball.
Beyond the humor, the world-building is remarkably creative. By assigning exclusive professional paths—like the Confucian priests of Qilu or the brutal hammer hands of the northwest—to specific provinces, the author turns geography into a core pillar of the power system. This creates a compelling narrative hook: how does one become the strongest when the law says you can only access one branch of power? Zhang Jue’s answer is to simply learn them all, acting as a chaotic variable in a highly regulated society.
"Fellow Fellow, Why Do You Still Make Fireballs?" is a brilliant subversion of the genre. It manages to be a fast-paced, high-stakes cultivation romp while simultaneously poking fun at the tropes of traditional progression fantasy. If you enjoy clever protagonists, unique magic systems, and stories that prioritize wit over brute strength, this is a must-read.
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