Outrageous! I Traveled Through Time Before The Game Was Released?

[Travel+system+funny+hardcore speedrunning+beautiful mental state]
Outrageous! The game has not yet been released, but Link enters the "Resident Evil 9" demolition test version with a full screen mosaic! What’s even more crazy is that the system bound to it is an unscrupulous marketing account that graduated from the “UC Shock Department”!
System: "Shocked! The red door in front is full of Vulcan cannons. If you miss it, you will regret it for the rest of your life!" Link excitedly pushed the door open - three lickers opened their faces to each other, waiting in line for food. System: "Exclusive secret recipe! Red grass + green grass = Transformation into a Super Saiyan!" Link combined it and drank it - it exploded on the spot and the health bar was cleared.
"Okay, okay, let's play like this, right?" Facing the hellish start, Link, who was driven crazy, completely awakened his **"Speed ​​Run Bully"** personality: "The guide is all fake? Then I will use bugs to destroy this world!"
No bullets? Using model errors, the Boss was stuck in the door frame and made into a specimen! Being hunted? Walk backwards with your back to the enemy and use code loopholes to force acceleration! No way to go? Squat against the corner thirty times per second and fly directly through the wall physically!
While Leon was still struggling to survive, Link had already gotten stuck in the wall of air, standing on top of the final boss and dancing. Leon looked at his teammates who were twitching wildly in the wall (card judgment), and fell into deep thought: "...You call this tactical evasion? Isn't this really a virus attack?!"