The Novice Gift Package For Me To Be Reborn Is Actually
Author: Lao Gao Lao Le
Original Title: 重生我的新手礼包居然是
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- Title: The Novice Gift Package For Me To Be Reborn Is Actually
- Author: Lao Gao Lao Le
- Genre: Historical Military
- Status: Ongoing
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Introduction The Novice Gift Package For Me To Be Reborn Is Actually
Mr. Gao Yanggao, who had experienced ups and downs in his life, finally settled down in his seventies. However, he was brainwashed by the beautiful anchor's words in the video, "You must ride the 318 in this life." He resolutely rode a motorcycle to Potala.
However, before leaving the city, he encountered the 100-ton heavy-load king head-on because he was driving in the wrong direction!
With a pop, Gao Yang, who didn't even leave a whole body behind, was reborn into the ancient parallel world with his memories, and a daily sign-in system was equipped as standard.
But Gao Yang, who started Tianhu, had a dispute with the system over the issue of the novice gift package. Originally, the system asked Gao Yang to randomly select any combination of two numbers. The combined number was the value of the items obtained by signing in every day, with the extreme value being 99.
Gao Yang, who had never wanted to draw 5 and 7, did not follow common sense and played 5⁷ (5 to the 7th power) in front of the system. After totaling it, the final value of the items obtained by signing in every day was 78125.
The system realized that it was being tricked, and as a last resort, Gaoyang temporarily issued a "Minor Host Protection Law", which clearly stipulates that hosts under the age of 18 only have the right to sign in to the system, and do not have the right to use sign-in rewards. The rewards obtained by signing in are temporarily stored in the system space and can be withdrawn at will after the host reaches the age of 18! Note: If the host dies during the protection period, the system has the right to take back all items in the space!
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a pack of Hushu Bao daily special offer. Note: The Buffs of the novice gift pack can be stacked. Please check it!
Looking at the 78125 packs of sanitary napkins in the space, Gao Yang fell into deep thought!
However, before leaving the city, he encountered the 100-ton heavy-load king head-on because he was driving in the wrong direction!
With a pop, Gao Yang, who didn't even leave a whole body behind, was reborn into the ancient parallel world with his memories, and a daily sign-in system was equipped as standard.
But Gao Yang, who started Tianhu, had a dispute with the system over the issue of the novice gift package. Originally, the system asked Gao Yang to randomly select any combination of two numbers. The combined number was the value of the items obtained by signing in every day, with the extreme value being 99.
Gao Yang, who had never wanted to draw 5 and 7, did not follow common sense and played 5⁷ (5 to the 7th power) in front of the system. After totaling it, the final value of the items obtained by signing in every day was 78125.
The system realized that it was being tricked, and as a last resort, Gaoyang temporarily issued a "Minor Host Protection Law", which clearly stipulates that hosts under the age of 18 only have the right to sign in to the system, and do not have the right to use sign-in rewards. The rewards obtained by signing in are temporarily stored in the system space and can be withdrawn at will after the host reaches the age of 18! Note: If the host dies during the protection period, the system has the right to take back all items in the space!
“Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a pack of Hushu Bao daily special offer. Note: The Buffs of the novice gift pack can be stacked. Please check it!
Looking at the 78125 packs of sanitary napkins in the space, Gao Yang fell into deep thought!
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If you are tired of the typical "invincible protagonist" tropes in historical web novels, Lao Gao Lao Le’s *The Novice Gift Package For Me To Be Reborn Is Actually* is the refreshing, hilarious change of pace you need. Combining the grit of historical military settings with a side-splitting comedic twist, this novel subverts expectations from the very first chapter.
The story follows Gao Yang, an elderly man whose mid-life crisis leads him to a fatal traffic accident, only to wake up reborn in an ancient parallel world. Naturally, he is equipped with the quintessential daily sign-in system. However, the brilliance of this novel lies in the protagonist’s refusal to play by the rules. While the system expects a modest selection, Gao Yang exploits a loophole in the game mechanics, turning a simple random selection into a mathematical powerhouse. The system’s desperate attempt to nerf him—imposing a "Minor Host Protection Law" until he turns eighteen—creates a brilliant tension that keeps readers hooked.
What makes this story truly unique is the absurdity of its rewards. Instead of receiving legendary swords or imperial armies, Gao Yang finds his storage space flooded with 78,125 packs of sanitary napkins. Watching an aging soul navigate the complexities of ancient military life while dealing with the sheer, awkward inconvenience of his "overpowered" rewards is both genius and hysterical.
Beyond the comedy, the author masterfully balances the tension of a historical setting with the irreverent nature of modern system-based progression. The contrast between Gao Yang’s mature, cynical perspective and his forced limitations as a child makes for a compelling character arc. If you are looking for a witty, unpredictable read that breathes new life into the rebirth genre, this novel is an absolute must-add to your reading list.
The story follows Gao Yang, an elderly man whose mid-life crisis leads him to a fatal traffic accident, only to wake up reborn in an ancient parallel world. Naturally, he is equipped with the quintessential daily sign-in system. However, the brilliance of this novel lies in the protagonist’s refusal to play by the rules. While the system expects a modest selection, Gao Yang exploits a loophole in the game mechanics, turning a simple random selection into a mathematical powerhouse. The system’s desperate attempt to nerf him—imposing a "Minor Host Protection Law" until he turns eighteen—creates a brilliant tension that keeps readers hooked.
What makes this story truly unique is the absurdity of its rewards. Instead of receiving legendary swords or imperial armies, Gao Yang finds his storage space flooded with 78,125 packs of sanitary napkins. Watching an aging soul navigate the complexities of ancient military life while dealing with the sheer, awkward inconvenience of his "overpowered" rewards is both genius and hysterical.
Beyond the comedy, the author masterfully balances the tension of a historical setting with the irreverent nature of modern system-based progression. The contrast between Gao Yang’s mature, cynical perspective and his forced limitations as a child makes for a compelling character arc. If you are looking for a witty, unpredictable read that breathes new life into the rebirth genre, this novel is an absolute must-add to your reading list.
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